Ladies, we are only a week into the summery weather, and I am already sick and tired to death of your ugly peasant skirts. I know that it makes you feel very breezy and beach-like to throw on a gauzy, flowing skirt and let it hang off your disgustingly sharp hipbones, then top it with some godawful shiny or spangled camisole top you got at Bebe, but I hope that you will take a look around at the seventy million other women wearing the exact same fucking outfit, and figure out that it is ugly.